You know the guy. The one whose “gimme range” mysteriously extends another foot every time his wallet is on the line. He’s already scooping the ball up and walking to the next tee while his putt is a solid 4-footer. The charity ends today.
Slap this bad boy down on the green and make your statement without saying a word. This isn’t just a ball marker; it’s a legally binding contract forged in solid metal. It’s a clear, concise message to your entire foursome: “Putt it out.” Flip it over to the iconic White Knuckle Golf skull logo when you’re feeling a little more subtle (but not really).
Watch as the confidence drains from your buddy’s face when he realizes you mean business. You’re no longer just a player; you’re the Sheriff of the Green, the enforcer of unspoken rules. This marker is your badge, a symbol that today, we play for keeps—and more importantly, for bragging rights.
Forget cheap, plated trinkets that chip after one round. This marker is precision CNC milled from a solid bar of your choice—classic 360 Brass that will develop a handsome patina over time, or indestructible 304 Stainless Steel. And because a weapon this nice deserves a proper holster, you can add a handmade black leather pouch to keep it safe from dings and jealous hands in your pocket.
The Nuts & Bolts
- Choice of Solid Metal: Milled from a single bar of 360 Brass or 304 Stainless Steel. No plating, no bullshit.
- Precision CNC Milled: Every line is sharp, and the faceted edge catches the sun just right.
- Reversible Design: “No Gimmes Bitch” on one side, classic WKG Skull & Cross-Clubs logo on the other.
- Optional Leather Holster: Add a handmade black leather pouch with tough white stitching. Because even your ball marker deserves to travel in style.
- Diameter: 1.25″ – Big enough to make a statement, small enough to stay out of the line.
- Built to Last: This thing is tough enough to survive being run over by a golf cart (don’t test that, but you could).
- USGA Conforming: Completely legal for tournament play, should you ever sober up enough to enter one.